May 2013
wanglnciaga:
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
4fagsunderthestars:
hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties
yes i do
no one can twerk dat ass like you
i swear its true
Anonymous asked: praying for you. you can get through this.
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you
and i should be
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
ohth0sewaves:
danbutt:
no
one
cares
that
you
queued
that
post
queued
dampsandwich:
*asks someone a personal question via text*
*throws phone across the room*
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
me
1stclasspussy:
I use to follow blogs like lolsofunny that stole text posts and advertised their blogs on everyones shit
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
Anonymous asked: You can do this don't give up
1 tag
gifted- french montana ft. the weeknd
peclro:
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
meowbella:
IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
Hey! Can you help me with something. I am wearing the lucienne dress in navy, the short one from JCrew with nude heels. It is very plain, but that is me. I also have pink/purple heels that I was thinking about wearing with it. Do you have any suggestions for hair, makeup, and jewelry? To make it pop a little bit more. Thanks!
hi! so from looking at the dress, i’d wear my hair in an updo or...
its getting bad again.
i dont know if i can be strong for much longer.
octupac:
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
Watchs-o-c-i-e-t-y:
musicisliove:
keepcalmandsmil3:
rainbow-summer-paradise:
staystrongporcelain:
johnnyb89:
scr3am-aim-f1re:
wompwompmo:
finally this video! ive seen the gif set so many times, ive always wanted to see the video.
you are an inspiration.
definitely had to reblog this again!
i’ve seen the gif sets before. i’m so glad i got to see the video. she is so strong. i’m...
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
tristamateer:
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
Oh my dick definitely my dick
yologna:
the only thing that keeps me goin is the fact that i can get two tacos a burrito supreme and a large baja blast from taco bell for $6.42
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
