“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
is there a difference between the love of your life and your soul mate? do they have to be the same person? im not trying to get too deep but am i wrong
