for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
Reblog this if you are literally surprised when people find you attractive.
(Source: ohddaniellee)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
"Maybe this world is another planet’s hell."
- Aldous Huxley (via smokingpizza)
(Source: miel-doux)
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
