bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

meladoodle:

it was love at first nude

meladoodle:

*gives gf $1* go on babe, treat yourself

fraternalclassics:

This is me 80% of the time.

fraternalclassics:

This is me 80% of the time.

(Source: my-life-as-a-cat)

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

firelightwaltz:

hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms

thank you

sshame:

i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

(Source: radicaloner)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

lameborghini:

do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me

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