how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
it was love at first nude
*gives gf $1* go on babe, treat yourself
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms
thank you
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
(Source: radicaloner)
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me